Friday, January 27, 2012

STORYTIME!!!!!

Once upon a time In a faraway land


CUT!!!!!!!!

now start over

*sigh*

Once upon a time there where two people

named Mr. peanut and Mrs. raisin

Now I don't know how they are related

And don't ask me or your mother now on with the story

and there was a moose named randy

now he was the fastest moose in the world.

He could travel around the world 1800 times per millisecond

And a rabbit named Oscar he was the smartest rabbit in all the world

one day they were trapped but the rabbit had a plan

so he said it

whisper whisper whisper

so they gave it a try

Randy butt his head against a wall as fast as he could

WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!!

Then they got out the end...... THE END........... THE END............................. THE END!!!!!!!!!!!

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I JUST TOLD A STORY!!!!!!!!

YAHOO!!!!!!!!



CLAP HARDER


*clap* clap *

HARDER!!!!!!!!!!

THE END

Is this stupid?






Jokes by zach

Knock Knock Whose there
candy
candy who
candy go now.

Why don't hamburgers sleep on the grill?

Because they spend the whole night tossing and burning

Why did I fill my house with bread in the winter?

Because I wanted it toasty.

When is food like an evil scientist?

When it goes bad

Knock Knock Whose there
I am
I am who
You mean you don't know who you are?

Why did the ant bring a ladder to school?

Because it wanted high grades

Why did the clarinet player stand on a chair?

Because to reach the high notes

To be continued...

Monday, January 9, 2012

My disabled camera.

These are the parts together.

So cool.

Weird piece.

Sticker? NO!!

Here is the camera!

JUST JOKING!!!!!

This is my disabled camera, that is all!

Sunday, January 8, 2012

I Am Very Talented

I have many talents well not to boast just well...HERE THEY ARE!!!
running
cooking
writing
reading
spelling
math
piano
violin
singing
drawing
coloring
jumping
helping well sometimes
jokes
cheering people up
making friends
AND I CAN MAKE MY LETTERS HUGE!!!!!
but i prefer not to.
anyway 
I have a lot of talents that is all.