Knock Knock Whose there
candy
candy who
candy go now.
Why don't hamburgers sleep on the grill?
Because they spend the whole night tossing and burning
Why did I fill my house with bread in the winter?
Because I wanted it toasty.
When is food like an evil scientist?
When it goes bad
Knock Knock Whose there
I am
I am who
You mean you don't know who you are?
Why did the ant bring a ladder to school?
Because it wanted high grades
Why did the clarinet player stand on a chair?
Because to reach the high notes
To be continued...
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