How to speak cavemonics

Lesson 1

First things first don't use the word I instead use me

Let's practice

I like candy = me like candy

I like baseball = me like baseball

I am awesome = me awesome

Lesson 2

Avoid Contractions like don't or can't try to make a replacement no would do just fine

Let's practice

I don't like anchovies on my pizza = me no like little fishes

I didn't do my homework = me do homework dog eat it

My grandma doesn't think this book belongs in the library = Grandma no fun

Lesson 4 last lesson

Stay in present tense

Let's practice

I was born in May 12 2001 = me born one day

I went swimming yesterday = me catch parasite infection day before now

My nasty next door neighbors are moving tomorrow = so long suckers!