This is my assignment

I have to write a story about a cat who attacks something without using the words hiss,scratch,or pounce here it goes.............Once apon a time there was a cat and he was very hungry so he waited he was about to attack a mouse but he remembered he was in a nonviolent family.So he waited....he got so hungry he almost bit his owners leg but then he remembered.He waited while he thought nonviolent nonviolent nonviolent......... etc. etc. etc..... thenLUNCHTIME!!!!!So he raced inside and attacked his food