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Eli's math question{by Zach}

Eli : "What's 100 +10 +dinosaur + googleplex  is?

Zach: "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE !"

Eli :"But it is... Zach: "IMPOSSIBLE!"






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                                       the end

i'm getting good at math

I'm learning whole numbers, fractions, decimals, geometry, and algebra!



sample question  8n=24 is 8{3}=24 {that's algebra}

apology

I'M SORRY I CAN'T BLOG SO MUCH SCHOOL!

This is my assignment

I have to write a story about a cat who attacks something without using the words hiss,scratch,or pounce here it goes.............Once apon a time there was a cat and he was very hungry so he waited he was about to attack a mouse but he remembered he was in a nonviolent family.So he waited....he got so hungry he almost bit his owners leg but then he remembered.He waited while he thought nonviolent nonviolent nonviolent......... etc. etc. etc..... thenLUNCHTIME!!!!!So he raced inside and attacked his food

How to speak cavemonics

Lesson 1

First things first don't use the word I instead use me

Let's practice

I like candy = me like candy

I like baseball = me like baseball

I am awesome = me awesome

Lesson 2

Avoid Contractions like don't or can't try to make a replacement no would do just fine

Let's practice

I don't like anchovies on my pizza = me no like little fishes

I didn't do my homework = me do homework dog eat it

My grandma doesn't think this book belongs in the library = Grandma no fun

Lesson 4 last lesson

Stay in present tense

Let's practice

I was born in May 12 2001 = me born one day

I went swimming yesterday = me catch parasite infection day before now

My nasty next door neighbors are moving tomorrow = so long suckers!

I am getting a lot better at baking

I have made a lot of cookies. I have made Isabella's,Cloud cookies,Sour cream cut outs,and Sugar cut outs. 

Wish you could try them

STORYTIME!!!!!

Once upon a time In a faraway land

CUT!!!!!!!!

now start over

*sigh*

Once upon a time there where two people

named Mr. peanut and Mrs. raisin

Now I don't know how they are related

And don't ask me or your mother now on with the story

and there was a moose named randy

now he was the fastest moose in the world.

He could travel around the world 1800 times per millisecond

And a rabbit named Oscar he was the smartest rabbit in all the world

one day they were trapped but the rabbit had a plan

so he said it

whisper whisper whisper

so they gave it a try

Randy butt his head against a wall as fast as he could

WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!!

Then they got out the end...... THE END........... THE END............................. THE END!!!!!!!!!!!

*clap*

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I JUST TOLD A STORY!!!!!!!!

YAHOO!!!!!!!!

**@#&((!*!()&)!!~~&#($

CLAP HARDER

*clap* clap *

HARDER!!!!!!!!!!

THE END

Is this stupid?

Jokes by zach

Knock Knock Whose there

candy

candy who

candy go now.

Why don't hamburgers sleep on the grill?

Because they spend the whole night tossing and burning

Why did I fill my house with bread in the winter?

Because I wanted it toasty.

When is food like an evil scientist?

When it goes bad

Knock Knock Whose there

I am

I am who

You mean you don't know who you are?

Why did the ant bring a ladder to school?

Because it wanted high grades

Why did the clarinet player stand on a chair?

Because to reach the high notes

To be continued...

My disabled camera.

These are the parts together.

So cool.

Weird piece.

Sticker? NO!!

Here is the camera!

JUST JOKING!!!!!

This is my disabled camera, that is all!

I Am Very Talented

I have many talents well not to boast just well...HERE THEY ARE!!!

running

cooking

writing

reading

spelling

math

piano

violin

singing

drawing

coloring

jumping

helping well sometimes

jokes

cheering people up

making friends

AND I CAN MAKE MY LETTERS HUGE!!!!!

but i prefer not to.

anyway 

I have a lot of talents that is all.